Over the last few weeks, I have been on a few dates with an ex-priest who is now a counsellor. It seemed to be showing some promise, especially the number of potential puns such as:
"I am dating an ex-priest. We have a lot in common because I am an ex-nun."
"I am seeing a counsellor."
But alas, it seems I bit more than I could chew off the wrong end of the stick.
That is, he told me he liked to hug and kiss me but wasnt sure about the sex part.
Never mind, next time I will burn that bridge when I get to it.