Saturday, March 20, 2010

It was all just one big malapropism

Over the last few weeks, I have been on a few dates with an ex-priest who is now a counsellor. It seemed to be showing some promise, especially the number of potential puns such as:

"I am dating an ex-priest. We have a lot in common because I am an ex-nun."
"I am seeing a counsellor."

But alas, it seems I bit more than I could chew off the wrong end of the stick.

That is, he told me he liked to hug and kiss me but wasnt sure about the sex part.

Never mind, next time I will burn that bridge when I get to it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

我們不是因為快樂而歌唱,而是唱歌使我們快樂........................................

Anonymous said...

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