Just did a gay tramp (gay bushwalk? that still sounds dodgy) today. Twas gorgeous, though was having to fend off the advances of a randy seventy-year-old.
I knew I was in for trouble when I told him my name and he said: "Nick - Nick with a big dick!" Its not exactly the best way to start a life-long platonic friendship.
"I am not in this group for sex," I said to him at one point, politely omitting the suffix "with you".
"Im not in this group for sex either," he replied. "Though it has happened a few times."