Monday, July 13, 2009

The curse continues.....

Well I found last week I am an expectant uncle - my brother´s wife is pregnant. My initial joy gave way to anxiety and angst however - I mean I just dont think I am emotionally mature enough to be an uncle. In fact I am really quite annoyed, they should have consulted with me first before they FUCKED without a condom!!! Not to worry, I plan to (tactfully) suggest she get rid of it. I mean, they can always try again next year. Who knows - I may have grown up by then.

2 comments:

Rose Hunter said...

I wouldn't worry about maturity levels. You can be a fun uncle. Kids need a fun uncle.

psychopompous said...

Yes, you'll be fine. My nieces and nephew love me being immature. I'm an adult but they get to treat me like I'm a kid. It's great.